Eat it and weep

Like most of you out there I had a delightful meal last Thursday, but I'm guessing that your meal was no match for mine last night. Arriving home at midnight after 7+ hours of travel, I was famished and needed to scrounge up something to eat before I could fall asleep. I had finished off my perishables last Tuesday, so the fridge and pantry were barren. Then I saw them gleaming on the countertop, two hot dog buns.

But what to put in these buns? No turkey, no ham, not even lettuce... Returning to the fridge I finally found it, the condiment for all occasions: ranch dressing.

Stale hot dog buns and ranch dressing, now thats what I call giving thanks!