Get Out the Boat!

So, the elections have come and gone. Like many of the readers out there, I cast my lot into the vast sea of hanging chads. But unlike most of you, I only voted for two things:

Peace and Freedom

Now, I don't mean that I voted for any wishy-washy abstract liberal concept. No, I voted for the actual thing; The Peace and Freedom Party. For those of you looking to join at home, I have to inform you that the PFP is only recognized in California (maybe only in my county of Alameda, for that matter).

Some of you nattering nabobs of negativism may charge that I am throwing my vote away. But, let me quote from the offical PFP website:

These votes mark support for our program and a protest against the status quo. However, they are "wasted"

Aw schucks, well at least my vote to authorize the Berkeley City Council to impeach President Bush won't go unheeded...