Teenage Angst Has Paid Off Well
Yesterday, I was at the reception for the Peter E. Haas Public Service Award (Congratulations Jody!) when someone tapped my shoulder and informed me that I was having a wardrobe malfunction,
"Dude there's a large hole in your pants."
"No problem" I said, "I'll just put on my coat..."
"No dude, there is a seriously large hole in your pants."
Walking home with my coat tied around my waist (my first idea was actually, where's a stapler?) and ripped pants, I couldn't help but think, "Man, this is so grunge." It must be karma related to playing too much Nirvana lately.
The problem isn't isolated to that pair of pants. I pulled the next pair of pants out of the closet, and realized I needed to sew up the bottom of the left pant leg to make them wearable, the pair after that had a hole in the pocket big enough for my wallet to fall through, etc.
It looks like I either need to buy some more flannel or a new pair of pants...
"Dude there's a large hole in your pants."
"No problem" I said, "I'll just put on my coat..."
"No dude, there is a seriously large hole in your pants."
Walking home with my coat tied around my waist (my first idea was actually, where's a stapler?) and ripped pants, I couldn't help but think, "Man, this is so grunge." It must be karma related to playing too much Nirvana lately.
The problem isn't isolated to that pair of pants. I pulled the next pair of pants out of the closet, and realized I needed to sew up the bottom of the left pant leg to make them wearable, the pair after that had a hole in the pocket big enough for my wallet to fall through, etc.
It looks like I either need to buy some more flannel or a new pair of pants...