Bmax's California Adventure
This past weekend I went down to So-Cal© to visit my friends Paul and Adam. It was a fun-filled blast of excitement, mystery and intrigue. And if you don't know the difference between mystery and intrigue, read on and find out. I passed several auspicious milestones during my visit and ranked in order of importance they are:
1) I finally watched the hit movie Cloak and Dagger for the very first time. For those of you who didn't go to That's Rentertainment in Cedar Rapids, IA, every weekend when you were in elementary school, that was the movie that stood on the shelf tempting me with its glorious cover art. If you haven't seen it you're missing out on having your mind blown. Unfortunately, Atari still has no plans to release the game featured in the movie.
2) My car turned over 10,000 miles. Yep, that means its time for an oil change and scheduled maintenance. And for those of you wondering, yes, this does tie-in perfectly with my plans to get the smog check neccessary to register my car.
3) I turned 23.
That about does it for milestones, so lets move on to Sightings of Celebrity's Houses. The first celebrity's house that bestowed itself upon mine eyes was none other than Glen Danzig's. They were humble living quarters for a man of such immense talent and wealth. The only extravagent feature being a gnarly wrought-iron gate. To keep the rabid fans out perchance? Nay, to keep the demons contained within.
In other events of note, Adam, CJ, and I went cruising around We-Ho in a hot ride. We robbed a B-Busters, but Adam and I wigged out when CJ wanted to get Hum-Jobs from some crack-ho's. For those of you not living in So-Cal© you might want to check your slang dictionary in a couple of years to figure out that last paragraph.
On my B-day proper, Rusticles performed in an open mike at the M-Bar. He tore the roof of the sucka. After the open mike, he was followed by another man named Paul, who was followed by an F. Tompkins. And that dude carefully put the roof back on and then proceeded to tear it off three times in a row. Closing out the El Presidento Dayo Laughfesto, was none other than David you've-got-a-problem-we've-got-the-Belushi Cross himself. All in all, I'd call it a good day.
Unrelated to my California Adventure, I am pleased to announce another possible celebrity sighting. While trying to satisfy her insatiable lust for pornographic materials, Emily Eagle-Eyes Light noticed what may very well be one of the sisters from "Sister Sister." In the poll on your left, I am enlisting the help of all visitors to determine the identity of the photographed person. And for all of you dying to know the results of the last poll, Mega-Man's archnemesis beat out Cliff and Doogie by the enormous margin of 6-1.
1) I finally watched the hit movie Cloak and Dagger for the very first time. For those of you who didn't go to That's Rentertainment in Cedar Rapids, IA, every weekend when you were in elementary school, that was the movie that stood on the shelf tempting me with its glorious cover art. If you haven't seen it you're missing out on having your mind blown. Unfortunately, Atari still has no plans to release the game featured in the movie.
2) My car turned over 10,000 miles. Yep, that means its time for an oil change and scheduled maintenance. And for those of you wondering, yes, this does tie-in perfectly with my plans to get the smog check neccessary to register my car.
3) I turned 23.
That about does it for milestones, so lets move on to Sightings of Celebrity's Houses. The first celebrity's house that bestowed itself upon mine eyes was none other than Glen Danzig's. They were humble living quarters for a man of such immense talent and wealth. The only extravagent feature being a gnarly wrought-iron gate. To keep the rabid fans out perchance? Nay, to keep the demons contained within.
In other events of note, Adam, CJ, and I went cruising around We-Ho in a hot ride. We robbed a B-Busters, but Adam and I wigged out when CJ wanted to get Hum-Jobs from some crack-ho's. For those of you not living in So-Cal© you might want to check your slang dictionary in a couple of years to figure out that last paragraph.
On my B-day proper, Rusticles performed in an open mike at the M-Bar. He tore the roof of the sucka. After the open mike, he was followed by another man named Paul, who was followed by an F. Tompkins. And that dude carefully put the roof back on and then proceeded to tear it off three times in a row. Closing out the El Presidento Dayo Laughfesto, was none other than David you've-got-a-problem-we've-got-the-Belushi Cross himself. All in all, I'd call it a good day.
Unrelated to my California Adventure, I am pleased to announce another possible celebrity sighting. While trying to satisfy her insatiable lust for pornographic materials, Emily Eagle-Eyes Light noticed what may very well be one of the sisters from "Sister Sister." In the poll on your left, I am enlisting the help of all visitors to determine the identity of the photographed person. And for all of you dying to know the results of the last poll, Mega-Man's archnemesis beat out Cliff and Doogie by the enormous margin of 6-1.
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