Coming home from dick surgery

My buddies Jake Livermore and Steve Heuertz were in town for the past week and we were livin' la vida loca. In the spirit of March Madness, I will now present you with the highlight reel. Roll 'em Chet!

Monday

This dude


rocked me harder than Michael Myers with serious 'roid rage. An especially memorable moment was during the second of five or so encores, when Guitar Wolf begged in broken English for "Beer! Beer Please!" Someone brought him up a fancy beer which he immediately dumped on his head and kicked into the next song. And oh, how he kicked it!

Wednesday

After partially regaining my hearing and sense of reality, we headed down to LA and joined up with a gaggle of cool people. My pal Paul Rust was performing with the rest of Fireball Deluxe at this show:



They made me giggle like a school girl. Te-he!

Thursday

We all decided to go for a power lunch at the Grove, when who should be dining behind us. None other than Mr. Oscar himself:



After that we went to a dress rehearsal for Real Time with Bill Maher which is filmed right after the Price is Right. Writers for the show "played" the various guests he would be having on the show the following day. This may have been the most disturbing thing I have ever seen, until...

Friday

We went to Universal Studios and we were hanging out after JP the ride when a dude who noticed our obvious coolness asked us if we wanted to test a new food product. The new product is best represented by the following picture:


Yep, look for potato-chips-made-of-meat in your local market this summer. And I used to think meat and potatoes was a good thing...

And thats it for sports. Now to Johnny with the weather.