Northpaws need not apply.

This one is for the guys in the audience. I was standing in front of a urinal today when it hit me, not the dreaded urine on the shoe, but the realization that zippers were made for people with right hands. Sure, I probably noticed it before and didn't really think anything of it. But, this time it made me think, "How do Lefties, aka Subhumans, drain the lizard?

a) They bite the bullet and use their right hand like the rest of the Norms
b) They awkwardly reach around and use their left hand and make the guy next to them in the stall feel uncomfortable
c) They put their hands behind their head and take five

None of this would be a problem if the future would just get here. Then we'd all have robot tailors living in our closets who could custom make our clothes everyday when we wake up. Wouldn't that be the cat's meow?