Amadeus Muzart

I was in the drugstore earlier today and my attention was drawn to the song coming over the loud speakers. What's that tickling my ears but none other than the intro to the Steely Dan classic, "Black Cow." But, wait, where are the lyrics? Thats not singing, thats a saxaphone! Arrrgh, I've been fooled by a clever muzak producer.

Now, I love the Dan as much as everyone reading this (if you're reading this you do love the Dan, right? right??), but I think we can all agree that a muzak version with jazzy sax and guitar lines replacing the vocals is kinda like having to fill out a form in triplicate.