The Future is Now!

So, you've probably noticed that there is a lot of evidence that the apocalypse is nigh. And no, not this apocalypse, but rather the one foretold here.

First sign of the apocalypse
Robots shall gain the power to pursue the humans by running. It will be very normal running that does not look like they are trying to steal the crown jewels.

Second sign of the apocalypse
The cars shall gain the power to drive themselves. Though fear not, for most likely this will begin with buses.

Third sign of the apocalypse
The one known as BMax shall speak poorly to the robot voice from the gas company. When the robot voice asks for clarification, Bmax will begin to apologize before he realizes that he is a dumbass.

When all these signs have come to pass the future shall be thus.

Pray that our robot overlords show us mercy.