Return of the King

So, I have triumphantly returned from Arkansas, the official home of heat and humidity. It was a pretty relaxing week; I lounged about, played some games with the fam and caught a couple of movies. And let me tell you, if you are going to see one movie this summer, it sure as hell better be Steve Zahn's Sahara. For those of you not familiar with this cinematic masterpiece, let me tell you the secret of its creation. You take the corniness of a James Bond movie, but make James Bond from somewhere near Arkansas. This allows you to put a kick-ass 70's southern rock soundtrack on it. For the coup-de-grace, throw in master actor Steve Zahn and you have yourself a bonified classic. Give your happiness muscles some excercise and go see it!

The other movie I saw was War of the Worlds. Finally, I can definitively answer last weeks poll question. After looking deep into Tom's ever-shifting eyes, it is readily apparent that the body thetans have taken control. This is the unanimous conclusion that ya'll came to in the results of last weeks poll. As a followup, there is a new poll attempting to guess which of the hot Hollywood couples of the moment will be the first to wed (unfortunately Paul and Neil didn't make the cut).