Why America Sucks

So, I was interested in finding out information about the tallest man in the world. I was steered in the direction of websites from Russia and Germany. Now, for all the eagle-eyed viewers out there, can you spot the unifying thread between the two articles. Yep, thats right, legitimate news sites in other countries carry pornographic materials. Just one more reason why american kids don't score as high as the rest of the world on standardized tests.

In equally irrelevant news, the survey on the best catch phrase ever ended with "Let's kick it up a notch!" (my personal credo) taking the victory with five votes. The new poll asks you to pick your favorite muppet, and if your muppet isn't up there then thats because he/she/it is lame and is definitely not anyone's favorite muppet. The defense rests.