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Monday, August 01, 2005

You've got to sleep late when you can

If you ever ask my Dad how he slept, his answer will invariably be, "Great, I don't have a guilty concience." Apparently, thats all it takes to get a good night's sleep. And personally, I always thought a good night's sleep would be 12 hours a day. That way you can spend half your time in dreamland and half your time in wakeville. However, my roomate tipped me off to some disturbing information. It turns out that sleeping more than seven hours a night can be detrimental to your health. The way he phrased it is every hour over seven you spend with Mr. Sandman cuts into your life the same way a pack of cigs does. Now, someone just needs to tell that sleepyhead Scott Bakula...

3 Comments:

  • At 11:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    BA-ZING!

     
  • At 6:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    and all your bad days will ....apparently begin.

    because when you die, you surely burn if you are not bathed in the blood of the lamb.

    i have bathed in his blood...well it was a blood sponge bath. does that count? i hope it does. then i get to hang with jesus.

     
  • At 11:53 PM, Blogger Bmax said…

    Dear Dr. Anonymous,

    I am concerned for your sanity. Please seek professional guidance. Best wishes to your dear old mum.

    Confidentially yours,
    Brian Maxwell Kessler

     

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