Master of Physicks

Apparently, I am now a Master of Physics, not to be confused with the much more prestigious Master of the Universe.

As my first proclamation as Master of Physics, I am initiating a contest to determine the song "most-likely-to-be-written-during-third-grade-study-hall." To kick off the submissions, I'll offer my best guess:

I wish that I could fly
Into the sky
So very high
Just like a dragonfly

I'd fly above the trees
Over the seas
In all degrees
To anywhere I please

Oh I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah

Oh I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah

Lets go and see the stars
The milky way
Or even mars
Where it could just be ours

Lets fade into the sun
Let your spirit fly
Where we are one
Just for a little fun
Oh oh oh yeah !

I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah

-Fly Away
by Lenny Kravitz