Aren't those things endangered?

Yesterday I was up in Napa valley and among other things, I ate one of these. And, no, it did not taste like chicken. It was really good though. In fact, it was basically a marinated steak. Yeah, who knew?

Almost exactly one year ago, I was in Sweetwater, TX and I ate this. It did taste like chicken. Greasy, greasy chicken with lots of tiny little ribs.

One year from now, I will be eating three of these.