American Graffti

I was recently in an enclosed space where I found out that, "This bathroom stall hereby secedes from the USA by order of the Universal Liberation Front. ¡Time to Party!" Which is all right as far as bathroom stall graffiti goes, but we all know that the true graffito artist shines in the witty reparté. For example, take the lovestruck "Conrad & Diana" inside a heart. Someone had the wherewithal to append, "Buttbuddys forever." Brilliant! Finally, the extended thrust and counterthrust of:

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